ROBINHOOD CHAIN’S BUSIEST CAT
LAPTOP
CAT
$LAPCAT
THE CAT HAS
THE LAPTOP.
We don’t know what he’s typing.
At this point, we’re afraid to ask.
● CEO IS CURRENTLY TYPING •••
● LIVE / PAW OFFICE
DO NOT
DISTURB
VERY IMPORTANT
CAT BUSINESS
DISTURB
VERY IMPORTANT
CAT BUSINESS
SCROLL TO
SNOOP AROUND ↓
SNOOP AROUND ↓
THE OTHER LAPTOP✦CEO: ONLINE✦MICE CAUGHT: 00✦CLEARANCE: NINE LIVES✦SAME DEVICE. MORE FUR.✦THE OTHER LAPTOP✦CEO: ONLINE✦MICE CAUGHT: 00✦CLEARANCE: NINE LIVES✦SAME DEVICE. MORE FUR.✦
01 / THE INCIDENT
A LAPTOPAPPEARED.A CAT SAT DOWN.HE HAS NOTSTOPPED.
OFFICIAL
LORE
LORE
That was the beginning
of $LAPCAT.
02 / ONGOING OPERATIONS
CAT VS. LAPTOP
AN ETERNAL BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE CURSOR.
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
THREAT LEVEL: ADORABLE➤
SYSTEM ALERTKEYBOARD
OCCUPIEDOVERRIDE IN PROGRESS...
OCCUPIEDOVERRIDE IN PROGRESS...
SYSTEM OVERRIDE $LAPCAT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
03 / PAW STREET
THE CAT
IS COOKING.
Real-time market intelligence, generated by walking across a keyboard.
$LAPCAT● MARKET OPEN
ANALYST NOTE: LIVE PAW DATA
STATUSFURIOUSLY TYPINGSENTIMENTUNREASONABLY BULLISHSTRATEGYCLASSIFIED
TOP SECRETCLASSIFIED
PROJECT: LAPTOP CAT
CLEARANCE: NINE LIVES
DO NOT OPEN
04 / YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS
NOTHING
TO SEE HERE.
We absolutely did not leave a classified folder out in the open. Please stop looking at it.
← DEFINITELY DON’T CLICK THATCATCULATOR™ADVANCED FINANCIAL TECHNOLOGY
INPUT HUMAN NUMBERAWAITING IMPORTANT MATH
ABSOLUTELY DO NOTPRESS
WARNING LEVEL: 0/3PRESS
THIS.
It’s connected to something. We forgot what.
GET INVOLVED, APPARENTLY
THE INTERNET
GOT A LAPTOP.
WE GOT THE CAT.
LC
$LAPCATLAPTOP CAT ON ROBINHOOD
ONLINEOfficial links will be added before launch. No fake numbers. No fake promises. Just a cat with a laptop.